The Adventures of Stefan Pinto

It was a dark and stormy night… no, wait… I live in Miami now. Ok, so it was a dark and humid night, and I was trolling around on the internet, on Model Mayhem (it’s like MySpace, but for models. Seriously). Anyway, there I was, troll, troll, troll.. and what do I find in my Swiss Miss? This photographer god.

Crazy photos, crazy scenarios, incongruity up the wahzoo. Is this guy for real? So, naturally, I wrote to him. Then I went to bed. I love to sleep! Good night, John Boy.

What do I find the next morning in my inbox? A reply from the man himself. And! And, he wants to shoot me — in New York. Yippie! So off I go, to New York. Justin photographs me [Stefan Pinto] as licentious King Louis. I think I look more like a “vampire” really — and talk about life imitating art, since that shoot, I’ve been on two auditions for vampire roles. Although my hair was long(er) then, I am wearing extensions. We had lots of fun, take a peak:

Justin Made a Book and Told Everyone

Turns out, as many of these things naturally do, that we had so much fun, Justin, Stefan Pinto, the slut King, the mean Queen, the rabbit… that Justin Monroe, makes a book, calls it “Down the Rabbit Hole” and puts the pictures in it. It’s a hit, sells out on Amazon.com, that Justin throws this huge party in Los Angeles for all his creatures and things that spew from his imagination. The End.

Like the good little geeky model that I am, Justin asks me to build a WordPress website (he didn’t really ask me to build a WordPress website, he asked me to build a website like mine). So, I did. Registered “oh dear, oh dear dot com,” designed and coded it for him and everyone lived happily ever after… for now.

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